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Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Perfectly Boring Baseball
A perfect game in baseball is one in which the pitcher pitches the entire game without allowing any player of the opposite team to reach first base by any means. Thus, by its own admission baseball attains perfection when absolutely nothing happens. Proof at last that baseball is indeed the most mind-numbingly boring sport ever devised by man.