Sorry ladies but the only time we notice you're even wearing shoes is when they're A) mis-matched B) clown-like C) fuck-me pumps or D) reek of dog shit as you're about to get into our car.
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011
For The Ladies (Some Free Insight Into Men)
Unless we're trying to get you in the sack or get out of the doghouse, no straight man will ever compliment you about your shoes. Ever. If he's telling you how much he likes your shoes there's a very good chance that at one time or another he's tasted cock (and if he asks where you got them then rest assured he enjoyed it.)
Sorry ladies but the only time we notice you're even wearing shoes is when they're A) mis-matched B) clown-like C) fuck-me pumps or D) reek of dog shit as you're about to get into our car.
Sorry ladies but the only time we notice you're even wearing shoes is when they're A) mis-matched B) clown-like C) fuck-me pumps or D) reek of dog shit as you're about to get into our car.
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