Top 10 Least Popular Meetup Ideas

10)  Mormon happy hour

  9)  Spam n' Scrapple fondue party

  8)  Rob Schneider film festival

  7)  Toga Yoga

  6)  Speed interest-feigning

  5)  William Shatner karaoke

  4)  Group prostate exam

  3)  Pre-dawn vermin hunt

  2)  Grossest back-fat contest

  1)  Paint my living room

...and we have a winner!