Top 10 Keys to Writing a Good Top 10 List

10)  Offend at as many groups as possible.

  9)  Think Jewish, not German (see above.)

  8)  Would Mom hate it? You're on the right track.

  7)  Some use their time to help others. You're reading this. What does this say about you?

  6)  Use inherently funny words (e.g. bloviate, hellscape, diarrhea, Trump.)

  5)  No obscenities. Show some fucking restraint.

  4)  Use obscure pop culture references (ex. Ken Weatherwax, Charo, anyone who's ever hosted Family Feud)

  3)  Try to pass it off as a creative diversion rather than a shameless cry for attention.

  2)  Carefully review The World According to Dave then do the opposite.

  1)  Don't worry that people won't think it's funny. Let's see them try this shit!

Ken “Pugsley Addams” Weatherwax

The Patron Saint of Obscure Pop Culture References
September 29, 1955 - December 7, 2014
"You were too beautiful for this world"