9) Only five more and I'll have my Larry King merit badge.
8) At least I think this is my second...that weekend in Cancun is still kinda hazy.
7) Good luck beating me at Trivial Pursuit: Laws of Equitable Distribution Edition.
6) Due to little known divorce statute, repeat litigants entitled to testify from judge's lap.
5) Two wedding bands and a hot gold market. Hello high-def LED flatscreen!
4) The satisfaction of having paid for a second attorney's child's college education.
3) County's popular new "2nd Divorce in 30 Minutes or Less or It's Free!" program.
2) Walking into court and hearing everyone shout, "Dave!" never gets old.
1) Had the pleasure of sharing my life with two special ladies. I wish them well!
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