Top 10 "Or"s

10)  Ginger or Mary Ann?
  9)  Mayo or Miracle Whip?
  8)  Yellow light...slow down or speed up?
  7)  Joel or Mike?
  6)  Boxers or briefs?
  5)  Toilet paper...over or under?
  4)  Beatles or Stones?
  3)  Dave or Sammy?
  2)  Star Trek or Star Wars?
  1)  Michael Jackson...black guy or white chick?

I'm not convinced these are the same species, much less the same person