Saturday, December 31, 2011

Top 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions


10)  Learn to tie my own shoes  --Rick Perry
  9)  Save a seat for Charlie Sheen  --Amy Winehouse
  8)  Start up a Boy Scout troop  --Jerry Sandusky
  7)  Find and destroy all copies of The Hangover Part II  --Bradley Cooper
  6)  Finally get through Green Eggs and Ham  --Sarah Palin
  5)  Independent bladder control  --Stephen Hawking
  4)  Hire a new housekeeper  --Maria Shriver
  3)  Slim down to 375lbs  --NJ Gov. Chris Christie
  2)  Threesome with Kate & Pippa  --Prince William
  1)  Chew solid foods  --Gabby Giffords

Aging well

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