Top 10 Things More Enjoyable Than Aaron Paul's "Need for Speed"

10)  Casket shopping with Grandma
  9)  Taco Bell's new Placenta n' Hair burrito
  8)  Amish bachelor party
  7)  Taking Susan Boyle's Pap smear
  6)  Anal fissures
  5)  Blind date with Ted Nugent
  4)  Telling wife, "Actually, that dress does make you look fat."
  3)  Nailing scrotum to chair
  2)  Checking the homeless for ticks
  1)  Epcot

Yeah bitch, your movie sucks