9) Taco Bell's new Placenta n' Hair burrito
8) Amish bachelor party
7) Taking Susan Boyle's Pap smear
6) Anal fissures
5) Blind date with Ted Nugent
4) Telling wife, "Actually, that dress does make you look fat."
3) Nailing scrotum to chair
2) Checking the homeless for ticks
1) Epcot
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| Yeah bitch, your movie sucks |
