Thursday, February 2, 2012

Top 10 Things More Exciting Than Mitt Romney


10)  Mahjong with Pat Boone
  9)  Water flavored water ice
  8)  My Dinner with Andre: The Video Game
  7)  Listening to Ben Stein read mattress tags
  6)  Memorizing the Dewey Decimal System
  5)  C-SPAN
  4)  Arranging fridge contents in order of possible use as sex toys
  3)  Lettuce on white w/mayo (no crust)
  2)  Setting cereal box ingredients to music
  1)  Scrubbing Santorum stains 
Romney the White

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