10) Mahjong with Pat Boone
9) Water flavored water ice
8) My Dinner with Andre: The Video Game
7) Listening to Ben Stein read mattress tags
6) Memorizing the Dewey Decimal System
5) C-SPAN
4) Arranging fridge contents in order of possible use
as sex toys
3) Lettuce on white w/mayo (no crust)
2) Setting cereal box ingredients to music
1) Scrubbing Santorum stains

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