At the top of the screen was a red banner headline announcing that everyone's favorite Beatles fan, forehead artist and well-groomed homicidal maniac Charles Manson had just been denied parole for the twelfth time in a row.
This is news??? Wouldn't the real story have been if Manson had been granted parole? The fact that Charlie is still rotting in a prison cell is no more a legitimate news headline than "Amelia Earhart Still Missing" or "Substandard Dental Hygiene: Britain's Secret Shame."
|Don't stop believing, Charlie...maybe the 13th time will be the charm|