Thursday, February 2, 2012

Top Ten Things More Exciting Than Mitt Roney


10)  Translating "America the Beautiful" into French
  9)  Lemon scented Pledge
  8)  Counting loose change
  7)  Listening to Ben Stein read mattress tags
  6)  Learning the Dewey Decimal System
  5)  Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
  4)  Arrange refrigerator contents in order of use as sex toys
  3)  Lettuce on white w/mayo
  2)  Setting cereal box ingredients to music
  1)  Scrubbing Santorum stains 
Romney the White

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