9) Long awaited post-debate cage match between Rick Santorum and Marcus Bachmann.
8) Mitt Romney to wear his magical Mormon underwear...and nothing else!
7) Do a shot of Jägermeister every time Michele Bachmann emotes
to the wrong camera.
6) Might catch Ron Paul dozing during four hour Gingrich rebuttal.
5) Rick Perry jogs with a loaded pistol. Just imagine what he’ll
be packin’ tonight!
4) Rules mandate all opening statements include the phrase "explosive diarrhea."
3) Will security recognize Jon Huntsman and allow him on
stage?
2) Major sponsor is Santorum.com so at least the commercials
should be interesting (go ahead, look it up. I’ll wait.)
1) Pre-debate force-lightning extravaganza courtesy of Dick Cheney.
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Dick Cheney
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This is pretty funny and true. I'm a Ron Paul fan and I love how your only grievance with him (which is justified) is that his bed time (like most seniors) is before the debate is set to start. : )
ReplyDeleteThanks, Grover. Will you be leaving a second, non-consecutive comment a bit later on? I'm a bleeding-heart liberal but I have to admire Ron Paul for sticking to his convictions and his passion. He could teach my guy in the White House a thing or two!
ReplyDeleteLove the Cheney picture.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Cam. Word on the street is that he thinks you're cute, too.
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