9) Long awaited post-debate cage match between Rick Santorum and Marcus Bachmann.
8) Mitt Romney to wear his magical Mormon underwear...and nothing else!
7) Do a shot of Jägermeister every time Michele Bachmann emotes to the wrong camera.
6) Might catch Ron Paul dozing during four hour Gingrich rebuttal.
5) Rick Perry jogs with a loaded pistol. Just imagine what he’ll be packin’ tonight!
4) Rules mandate all opening statements include the phrase "explosive diarrhea."
3) Will security recognize Jon Huntsman and allow him on stage?
2) Major sponsor is Santorum.com so at least the commercials should be interesting (go ahead, look it up. I’ll wait.)
1) Pre-debate force-lightning extravaganza courtesy of Dick Cheney.
Dick CheneyChief of Staff, Vice President, Sith Lord